360 Environmental
  20th April 2009  

360 Newsletter

With the impending budget, environmental issues are not necessarily highest on businesses minds although carbon targets will be included, allegedly. The main waste news for the week was that the new Batteries Regulations have now been released. Many businesses will be affected and we have therefore produced a comprehensive summary of the requirements along with a copy of the new Regulations. We are also running a workshop on 20 May along with an update of WEEE and Packaging. This will give you a good insight into what's required from an impartial and knowledgable source!

The only other news we put on the website last week was about a consultation that BERR has issued on the proposed changes to the EU WEEE Directive.

 Humour

One liners
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
There's no future in time travel.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
I have friends who swear they dream in color...It's just a pigment of their imagination.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.